Shooter Official Battlefield - Bad Company 2 Thread.

[tragikos]

Α και μια ερώτηση. Ξεκίνησα να παίζω λίγο με νάρκες. Υπάρχει όριο στις νάρκες που μπορεί να έχει απλώσει ένα άτομο κάτω; Ρίχνω 6, μου τελειώνουν, κάνω resupply και όταν ρίχνω τις επόμενες οι προηγούμενες εξαφανίζονται.

Αντίστοιχα πόσα boxes resupply/medikit/C4 μπορεί να έχει ρίξει ένας κάτω και να συνυπάρχουν όλα μαζί;

[ARMAGEDDON]

by the way o rewind84 δικός μας είναι;

εγώ είμαι

[jpavly]

Α και μια ερώτηση. Ξεκίνησα να παίζω λίγο με νάρκες. Υπάρχει όριο στις νάρκες που μπορεί να έχει απλώσει ένα άτομο κάτω; Ρίχνω 6, μου τελειώνουν, κάνω resupply και όταν ρίχνω τις επόμενες οι προηγούμενες εξαφανίζονται.

Αντίστοιχα πόσα boxes resupply/medikit/C4 μπορεί να έχει ρίξει ένας κάτω και να συνυπάρχουν όλα μαζί;

Νάρκες ναι, νομίζω μετά τις 7 "σβήνει" τις παλιές.

Motion sensors, Medikits, Ammo boxes είναι από ένα. C4 νομίζω 5 ή 6.

[Strategos]

και paste στο paint να πατούσες δεν θα στο έβγαζε το screen, βάλε fraps

το εχω το fraps αλλα στο print screen εχω βαλει να τραβαει βιντεο και εχω κανει disable το screenshot απο το fraps, btw εχτες ξεκλειδωσα το m16 απο assault, τωρα παιζω engineer περισσοτερο , sniper εχω να πιασω 1 βδομαδα.

Α και το perk με το + με το grip και καλα δινει λιγοτερο recoil; εγω συνηθως παιζω με αυτο με το grip + αυτο που σε κανει να τρεχεις ποιο γρηγορα με xm8 prototype σε πιστες που ειναι κλειστες, και σε αλλες με καβατζομα περισσοτερο m16 ή an abakan με red dot + περισσοτερο dmg με σφαιρες.

[filthy_dwarf]

έπαιξα χτες ένα squad rush με an-94(αλβακάν) x4 scope και + perk απο χιλιόμετρα κάτω. πολύ καλό game: Η ομάδα μου έχασε όμως γιατί έπαιζα με Noobs :/ να φανταστείς ήταν μέσα στο δωμάτιο του mcom και αντί να κάνει disarm περίμενε να έρθει κανείς. Επίσης στην αντίπαλη ομάδα είδα assault 40αρες specced με extra explosion etc.

[Strategos]

Ναι ειναι οι τυπαδες με τις οπλοβομβιδες που ριχνουν τα supplies και μετα πισω απο βραχο spamαρουν nades.

[cddaraa]

11 m. ύψος ο Κing Kong

8 Sniperάδες

80 Σφαίρες απομένουν στον ARMAGEDDON

χμμ...

11.8.80

Τυχαίο?? Δεν τον νομίζω...

[filthy_dwarf]

που θες να καταλήξεις ;

[Nephiλiμ]

Math fail.

110 σφαιρες εχει +oτι ειναι assault και εχει απειρες.

[ARMAGEDDON]

δεν το είχα προσέξει ... απλά τα σπάει

και σε λίγο θα μου πείτε ότι με πλήρωσε το 11 8 80 να κάνω διαφήμιση :giveup:

[mariosdeme]

11 m. ύψος ο Κing Kong

8 Sniperάδες

80 Σφαίρες απομένουν στον ARMAGEDDON

χμμ...

11.8.80

Τυχαίο?? Δεν τον νομίζω...

H διαφήμιση του οτε είναι 11.8.80???:tw:

edit: με πρόλαβε ο armagedon

[cddaraa]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRlOWfyjJFc&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - 11888 ΞΟΞΉΞΈΞΌΞΏΞ»ΟΞ³ΞΏΟ: Ξ ΟΞ―ΟΟΞ±[/ame]

Αλλα ρε γμτ μπέρδεψα τα νούμερα είναι 11888 όχι 11 8 80

Εντιτ

Έλεος ρε παλουκάρια να συνεχίσω την πλάκα ήθελα...

[filthy_dwarf]

ΟΧΙ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΚΑΤΑΔΙΚΑΣΜΕΝΟς

[Nephiλiμ]

Ed article about BC2

Battlefield: Bad Company 2,also known as Battlefailed: Run Around and Get Sniped Company 2 is a tactical FPS released by EA DICE in March 2010 as a big Feck You' to Modern Warfare 2. Though it does have a single player mode, the main reason anyone gets Bad Company 2 is to go online and troll the feck out of the opposing team. Or your own team It doesn't really matter. It is available for PC, Xbox 360, and PS3. It is a pretty cool vidya game released this console generation, and generally anyone who tells you otherwise is a 13 year old Modern warfag trying to defend their game with the rabid tenacity of a 16 year old girl trying to defend the literary qualities of Twilight. Unlike Modern Warfare 2, Bad Company 2 was given dedicated servers which are likely to either crash for hours, lag the feck out of you with random ping spikes, and worst of all giving you the pleasure of experiencing the worst hitboxes in gaming, because the game compensates for 100 milliseconds of latency, calculated by its speshul system. It's easily fixed by an .ini edit, set the ping to the ping you see in the browser, which is usually less than half the latency.

This page contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,

HOLY Zhit Aguire is Wyatt's son!!!!1

Bad Company 2

While most people don't notice because they are too busy playing conquest mode online, the game does in fact, have a story behind it. It's 3 minutes and 20 seconds into the future, and Russia is pwning the zhit out of Europe, South America, Alaska, and Canada, and is knocking on America's door (since fiction is the only place where that would be possible). The game never really says why, though it's presumably because Bad Vlad got bored with raping and pillaging lesser nations.

The single-player game itself focuses on your squad, which is made up of a nigger, a CSIII graduate, a redneck, and you, and your attempts to find some kind of WWII-era Japanese Death Star. The plot is not so much a moving Shakespearean epic as it is a thinly-veiled excuse to have the player going around the world, busting into people's living rooms, putting 5.56 millimeters of lead into all of the occupants, and also blowing the zhit out of South America. It also trolls Modern Warfare 2's story every chance it gets, which is always a plus.

Multiplayer

Bad Company 2's multiplayer can best be described as a fantastically-designed trolling engine. Every class is overpowered. Every vehicle is overpowered. Every weapon can be fitted with a sniper-scope and Magnum ammo. Death Cams let you ghost enemy player's positions to your squad. The WWII pistol can snipe enemies across the map. The Q/Select/Back-button called the "Socialize Command" activates a legitimate wall-hack. There is literally no end to the ways to can ruin kids' days online. Unlike Modern Warfare 2, this game is actually not broken and average player IQ is actually above 70.

The Classes

Assault

Your typical assault player

Assault is the most versatile class, and is certainly the easiest to troll with. Every assault rifle comes with a 40MM Grenade launcher (aka N00b t00b), and one of the first unlocks is an infinite-supply of ammo boxes. A common tactic is to camp behind a hill, throw down an ammo crate, and shell an enemy base with infinite grenades. One of the later unlocks is an An-94 that, with the right upgrades, can drop people from across the entire fecking map.

The Average Assault

* Uses nothing but the Grenade Launcher.

* Complains about the M60.

* Never Gives any goddamn ammo!

* Is deaf

Engineer

An engineer performs a routine lobotomy.

The anti-vehicle class, and uber trolls. Engineers can equip rocket launchers, SMGs, and a stud-gun that is good for both repairing a friendly tank, and un-repairing an enemy's face. One of the unlocks is an M2 Carl "The Mother****er" Gustav anti-personnel recoilless rifle. Though it's not as effective against tanks as an RPG, it can and will kill any infantry that gets in its way. Even if they're behind cover, the round can punch through walls and kill everyone on the other side. PROTIP: Equip the pp-2000 and the 4x optical sight. You can deplete the 40-round mag in less than a second, into the back of an enemy 3 kilometers away. The high rate of fire means you get 1 kill for every mag, so when dry, just run around with the Carl Gustav on your shoulder: fully automatic lulz ensue. Sadly, no sentries.

The Average Engineer

* Never repairs friendly vehicles.

* Only uses their rockets against infantry.

* Whores vehicles.

* Is blind

Medic

Rambo Jesus

An unholy combination of Rambo and Jesus. Medics get healing kits, defibrillators, and the M60 Light Machine Gun, meaning that they essentially glide across the battlefield healing and resurrecting their teammates, while laying down 100 rounds of fully-automatic rape. It's not uncommon to find squads of 4 medics getting 100-0 W/L ratios because of their death machines, and defibrillator circle-jerking. (Usually, the only solution to this faggotry is Carl Gustav). You can use other machine guns as a Medic, but since the M60 is the most accurate and powerful gun in the game with the largest magazine capacity, noone ever does.

The Average Medic

* Tortures teammates by reviving them so they can die again 2 seconds later.

* Uses the M60 and claims its completely balanced.

* Complains about players driving vehicles.

* Is dumb

Recon

You will learn to hate this man.

The most hated class in the game mainly because they wouldn't disarm a bomb if it were glued to their legs (Not that they would care since then they would finally be able to go prone). It's been estimated that 93.8% of recons on your team do not understand the concept of elevation and wind-age, and a similar percentage does not understand the "spotting" system in Bad Company 2. Every recon on your team couldn't headshot the Statue of Liberty even if they were five feet away from her nose. Every recon on the enemy's team is Vasily Zaytsev. Recons always get ghillie suits, and and motion sensor balls. They also unlock the option to swap out their C4 for the ability to call in a 120mm Mortar Strike. The rare competent Recons like to use a shotgun and motion sensors and clear entire fecking buildings and actually be credit to team. They infest hardcore mode, using the automatic sniper rifles as submachine guns. But nobody plays hardcore mode anyway because hardcore mode is for faggots who like dying from one shot by the weakest pistol in the game (Grach).

The Average Recon

* Camps.

* Never uses their Motion Mines.

* Never spots any enemies for the team.

* Is paraplegic

The Weapons

* M60 LMG

It's the best gun in the game. It's better than any SMG at close range. It is better than any Assault Rifle at medium range, and its better than any Sniper at long range. Most importantly it carries 100 bullets and is the most used gun in the game. For KDr whores this gun makes the Assault class obsolete. Add Magnum rounds perk to increase it's firepower and accuracy.

* Knife

One of the few things DICE took from Call of Duty is the insta-kill Combat Knife, because for some reason, every game developer out there thinks a 6-inch blade can do more damage than a rifle bullet punching right through you at two thousand goddamn miles per hour. Except the knives in this game are actually made up of a portion of Wolverine's adamantium claw or some goofy zhit because they can be used to smash through doors and rip and tear chainlink fences like a goddamn lightsaber. Also, it takes a whole 2 seconds to actually stab a guy with this weapon. When using this weapon either it will somehow fail miserably by doing absolutely nothing or you will Commando rush through a barrage of enemy bullets and stab some mother****er right in the eye.

* 40mm Grenade Launcher

Since the dawn of time, this has been one of the most rage inducing weapons in existence. The assault class normally starts with 2 rounds, meaning they should get at least 2 kills per spawn, assuming they don't suck. When you learn how to read the elevation scope, those rounds start flying halfway across the map, and if you can find a safe place to throw down an ammo box, you can shoot as long as you want. Later on, you get a bandolier upgrade giving you 4 shots before you have to reload. They can blow away walls, doors, and even armored vehicles if you keep at it. A surefire recipe to make other players RAGE.

* F2000

This weapon along with all other Pump shotguns in the game are believed to be the biggest waste of tax payers money. This is because they only work at close range, only kills in one shot once out of every three times and coupled with poor hit detection is practically useless. However if you are a Battlefield Veteran you can equip these shotguns with Slugs and Magnum Ammo. By doing this your Shotgun will evolve into a sniper. Have fun sniping snipers at 300 meters away with your Pump Action Shotgun.

* SAIGA Semi-Auto

A semiautomatic shotgun. Absorb that idea. It is one of the family of weapons that can be equipped by any class. Meaning you can get motionsensored by recon, then shot in the back. You can face an autohealing/rezzing medic, who will then shoot you in the face. You can face an assault who has infinite ammo for his shotgun, and will spray it around like Michael J. Foxx at a urinal. And finally you can face an engineer, who if he misses, will just pull out a rocket launcher and blow you away. You can also use the USAS-12 which is practically identical to the Saiga except it reloads slightly slower, however with it you can just hold down the trigger and start screaming.

* CARL GUSTAV

Rape incarnate, engineers will pack this with an extended rocket ammo and extra explosive damage, meaning they will have 6 rockets to blast into you. If you take cover you will die. If you run you will die. They also work with tracers, and although they aren't tankpwn, say goodnight if you are in a jeep or a chopper.

* M136 AT4

The "best" anti tank rocket in the game. Most players are too dumb to realize how it works. Unlike what the game tells you IT IS NOT HEAT SEAKING. When you aim with it you will see a bright red box. Point that to what you want to hit. Now this weapon probably has the biggest amount of retarded limitations of any gun in the game. If you get killed while its in midair it will vanish one second later. If you change weapons after shooting it, it will keep going straight however after flying for over one second, but after one second it will wait until its one meter from reaching an enemy vehicle it swerve at a 120° angle towards the sky. While you have the weapon equiped even if you aren't aim down sight it will still follow where you are looking. Basically forcing you to stand out in the open like a ******* whack-a-mole aiming for the vehicle you trying to hit.

* Tracer Darts

Tracer Darts are the most decorative weapon ever to be invented; they hiss out a large blinking red dot that sticks to people and vehicles. It is a great device for communicating messages to your teamates like "give me some medicine/ammo you fecking homosexual", or "move out of the fecking way" or, "please stop failsniping AND MOVE". Normally they are supposed to be attached to vehicles, which then attract rockets if your teamates have trouble hitting a 10 foot wide vehicle. However, they can also be put onto people, and any hit of an enemy with it will give you 30 points (a kill gives you 50 points). Go assault, toss down an ammo crate, AND START DECORATING! Useless Snipers + Tracer Dot to the face = Win.

* M1911

Not much to say about this pistol except EVERYONE uses it.

* M9 and M93R

The joke weapons of the game. The M9's stats are identical to the MP-443 however is shoots 28% slower and carries five less shots. With the M93R you won't be able to hit the broad side a tank if it were parked 10 meters from you if you life depended on it.

* AN-94

A 2-shot burst Assault Rifle. Considered to be the best assault rifle in the game because it does the most damage and is very accurate. However it required the user to click fast and have to deal with one of the worst ironsights in the game unless they use one of the ironsight replacement specializations.

* XM8 Series

Every class has one. Except the Recons but they don't do anything anyways. These guns are practically Bad Company 2's signature guns. Since it's the gun mainly used in single player and is one used very often in multiplayer.

* VSS

A sniper that only comes with 40 bullets. Be sure to combine it with Magnum ammo to drop a guy in 4 shots. ALWAYS choose the extra ammo perk it because eats more ammo than paris hilton eats cock. Unlike other smgs,it doesnt come with crosshairs.

Vehicles

* Humvee

Now you too can be like the guys fighting in Afghanistan. The humvee with it's cardboard armor makes a very large target that can be 1 shotted by tanks and rpgs while it's crew can be shot out of the vehicle by machine guns. Unlike it battlefield 2,the gunner must keep his torso OUTSIDE the vehicle where he can be sniped out. The only redeeming factor is that it's faster than the quad.

* Abrams/T-80

The most whored vehicles in the game. Most drivers tend to drive away from friendly engineers when low on health.

* Blackhawk

A zhitty helicopter used only as a mobile spawn point. It is armed with 2 worthless miniguns that cant hit a guy even if he stands still 30 feet away. It also leaves the crew members vulnerable to snipers. Be prepared to jump out as noob pilots tend to crash the helicopter 7 seconds after takeoff. Trolling can be done by flying off the map.

* Apache/Hind/Havoc

The best vehicles in the game. There is no way to counter these with anything other than an AA gun or another helicopter. The tracer darts are pretty useless against this aircraft.

* UAV

An idea stolen from modern warfare 2. It is armed with a laser designator and optional machine guns. Trolling the other team can be done by loading it up with c4 and flying into their mcom station.

Trolling for Dummies

The following is a list of ways and techniques you can pιss off your fellow BC2 players.

* Play squad deathmatch online at about 5pm EST. Wear a mike. The game will be full, and assorted mothers will start screaming that dinner is ready. Hilarity is like taking candy from a baby at this point.

* Place anti-tanks mines directly in front of unoccupied vehicles

* In Arica Harbour, recons like to think they are re-inventing the wheel by jumping from that rock onto the top of that tree at the far end of the map. Patience, young grasshopper; after he gets a kill or 2, some friends will join the party. Carl Gustav the neck of whoever is in the middle. RRRAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEE!!!11one11!

* Throw 2 or 3 bricks of C4 on a quad or a Hummer, and go Jihad on someone's ass.

* If a member of your squad has been camping the same hill for 10 minutes with only 2 kills to show for it, shoot him in the face with a tracer. Anyone with a decent TV will see him as rudolph's nose, and he will see nothing but a giant red flashing light until he dies and re-spawns. No tracer? No worries; just equip your biggest/loudest gun, stand on his back, and empty all of your cartridges as quickly as possible aiming at everything and nothing. He will cry like a bairn for revealing his ZOMG SEKRIT!!!11one1! hiding place, and every enemy on the map will fall over themselves to spam grenades, RPGs, and lazors at the rukus.

* If you're playing Rush on any map where the objective is in a destructible building, go assault, equip a shotgun, extra explosive ammo, and extra explosive damage. Then throw down an ammo box, and wire the whole building with 6 C4 charges and blow it up. If done correctly the building will collapse after doing this two times.

* If you're a defender in Rush, go Recon, call a mortar strike on the enemy base, suicide, and repeat. Respawning is 4x faster than waiting for the cooldown to finish, and defenders get infinite respawns.

* Tracer tag friendly vehicles. To make them shiny. However it will help your team if an enemy GTAs it from a retarded teammate.

* If you see an engineer leave his tank to repair it... Steal it! Or even better, attach several bricks of C4 to the opposite side, and detonate only after it has been fully repaired and the engineer is back in. If its a teammate blow it up before he get back in. Bonus points if it's a teammate.

* If you ever see a squad of just recon players camping the same spot, go assault and spam 40MM smoke grenades.

* When piloting a fully-loaded Black-hawk, leave the map.

* Hit a friendly Black-hawk in the tail with the Carl Gustav. Though you can't kill it, the physics engine will make it take a nose-dive and crash. Call the pilot a noob.

* C4 a chopper or a tank, and leave it in enemy territory.

* Use the repair tool to get a head-shot.

* Use the 40mm smoke grenades to get a kill.

* Grenade occupied sniper towers.

* Get two engineers to ride on the side seats on the black-hawk, and have them use the repair drill while riding in it. Especially effective on Isla Innocentes.

* Shotgun slugs aren't affected by bullet drop. Snipe with them.

* Additionally, on hardcore, shotguns are the only guns to keep their crosshair. Seriously, snipe with them.

* Form a squad of 4 M60 Medics on a map with no vehicles.

* Be low on ammo and look at someone with an Assault kit, and spam the spot button. Doesn't work. All assault players are deaf.

* Equip the Vehicle Alt Weapon perk, and go on strafing runs in the UAV.

* This one requires some teamwork. Place 6-18 bricks of c4 on an accomplice's UAV. Have them proceed to fly up to the fully loaded Blackhawk or M-Com of their choosing. Detonate.

* Run a friendly or enemy helicopter into the ground with the UAV.

* Be a recon and brag on your mike about your perfect sniping spot on top of a building. Once 10 other snipers arrive C4 the building and let Destruction 2.0 do the rest.

* Shoot a teammate's AT mines and C4 when they lay it, causing it to explode and make them commit suicide

[ARMAGEDDON]

ένα μικρό comic για δοκιμή

και στο αντίπαλο στρατόπεδο

Έγινε επεξεργασία Μάϊος 14, 2010 από ARMAGEDDON

[filthy_dwarf]

neph έκλασα στο γέλιο χαχαχαχα

[TheDenAdel]

Για όσους ενδιαφέρονται έφτιαξα ένα group στο facebook να βρουμε όλους τους Έλληνες που παίζουν online BATTLEFIELD: Bad Company 2 ώστε να μπορούμε να κανονίσουμε παιχνιδι σε private servers κτλ. Εγω παίζω από PS3.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/group.php?gid=117079074994434&v=info

[Lazy Dog]

Joined...

[Nephiλiμ]

Join ομως και στο TS να σερβιρουμε Σαββατιατικη απογευματινη βεντουζα.

Θα ειμαι μεσα.Αν δεν δουλευει ακομα το friendlist καντε join και ας μην με δειχνει online.

[Lazy Dog]

^^Μετά τις 8.30 θα ειμαι μεσα...