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"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

1fucκingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

1FUCΚINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

1FucκingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."

1FucκingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourΑssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFucκingNow!

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

1FucκingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourΑssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFucκingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

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Εγώ ήξερα τους δώδεκα:

Απόστολος Ανδρέας

Απόστολος Βαρθολομαίος

Απόστολος Θωμάς

Απόστολος Ιάκωβος

Ιάκωβος ο Μικρός

Ιούδας ο Ισκαριώτης

Ιωάννης ο Ευαγγελιστής

Απόστολος Ματθαίος

Απόστολος Ματθίας

Απόστολος Πέτρος

Σίμων ο Κανανίτης

Απόστολος Φίλιππος

Αυτός ο Γκλέτσος είναι ο 13ος; :hehe:

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Warning! Math jokes.

A man walks into a bar and he asks the barman for 10 times the drinks of everyone else.

The barman replies: "Well, that's an order of magnitude!"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one 1/2 a pint, the third 1/4 of a pint, and so on...

Eventually the barman hands them 2 pints and says: "You mathematicians! You just don't know your limits!"

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

How do you make seven even?

Remove the s!

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